Moa’s Advice To The Kākāpō
Mary Cresswell
You know, girl, I was just thinking looking at you there – All that money pushed your way shuffling you from island to island at no notice, no chance to scarf up your beech-mast sandwiches and enjoy the odd night boom They’re at you full-time, aren’t they? blood samples every time you turn perving up your whatsit with the world’s smallest camera straight to the internet Babe, you really need to think, what’s in it for you? All this time they’re bloody circling, counting counting counting how many of you are left? But you’re the only one who counts Take it from me, sweetie, and go hide where they’ll never find you again. Me? I’ve been there, done that, got the T-shirt. It’s not extinction I mind – it’s what they do to you on the way…
Originally published in Body Politic (The Cuba Press, Wellington, 2020)